hermione: hes a werewolf
lupin: how did u know
hermione: your name
hermione: it's werewolf
hermione: i swear to shit im surrounded by dumb fucks
if swift gave 5 dollars to every man she dated she would be in debt
if swift gave 5 dollars to every man she dated, she would give about $30. so much debt.
Fair point, but who the fuck cares how many people she’s dated? She could date 40 million people or 7 and still be hella rad, because the amount of boyfriends a person has doesn’t equal that person’s value.
His tattoo translates to ‘faggot’. WHY
Because i am one.
“Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you.”
-George R.R Martin.
OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE